Er, hello. We’d like to take a look at the inside of this building, is that alright?
Er, no. Visitors are not allowed.
Oh okay. Ugh. And we’d really love to take a look.
I’m sorry. Sorry about that. It’s just that we do not allow visitors, sorry.
It’s fine, it’s fine.
*Turns to go*
I think we have to go. Go check out other buildings.
Er wait, by the way I’m pretty pressed and I’d like to ease myself. Is there a bathroom close by I can make use of?
Oh sure. Just go down this hallway.
It’s at the end by the left.
Ah great, thanks!
We are in the building. For some reason we’re not allowed entry if we’re here for sightseeing, but it’s perfectly fine if we want to use the bathroom. Haha.
This was what I used to dream my university building would look like. Arches and apses and grey mossy stone and gargoyles. Haha.
Some man is walking by. He walks with the air of an instructor. He is probably a lecturer in this place. I stop kissing you and squeezing your ass and generally behave myself while he passes by.
We’re done at the bathroom. There’s graffiti like everywhere.
Oh there’s another door that leads outside from here.